“If you had infinite money what would you buy?” asked The Eldest.
For a while I couldn’t think of anything. Nothing. Damn I’m boring. Eventually I plumped for a house with land, I’d like some land.
“Is that it?”
“Oh, I’d have a top of the range Range Rover, an all singing all dancing Range Rover . . . . . . and a live in chef”
I was getting the hang of it now but it was his turn.
“I’d have a new graphics card and an HTC Vive VR headset for £700. Then I’d give some to the poor”
I raised my eyebrows in surprise.
“Oh yeah, you didn’t think about the poor did you?!”
No. No I did not. I am a horrible human being.